In Which the Paradigms of my Tea are Synergized

I bought some tea from one of the nice fancy expensive supermarkets.  

It has strange certifications.

Of all the things I could possibly care about in the plant in which my tea is manufactured, why would it be the management system?  Do I want to ensure that the proper buzzwords were used around my tea?  That paperwork was filled out and meetings were held?  Zounds, the systematized management integrated logistical projection for reciprocal compatibility with a paradigm flavoring! Tasty.  

I really hope the management system didn't involve floggings or wage slavery for great synergy.