Today in Lovecraftian Horror: That is Not Dead which Can Eternal Pie

This is the most amazing apple pie ever made.  It has tentacles.  With individually food-colored suckers on the tentacles.  Ia Cthulhu pie!  We were so besotted with our own amazingness we forgot to add flavoring to the apples until the shell was assembled and then our fabulous hostess melted together a conglomerate of hot sugar, butter, and spices to pour via funnel betwixt the tentacles.  I suffered a burning burn from the sugar as it slid betwixt the tentacles.  If you play with tentacles, you will be burned.