No True Peace Corps Volunteer

So according to people who have it way worse than I do, I'm not a real volunteer because:

1. I have running water, which I have started drinking out of the tap.
2. I think an 8 hr bus ride on a paved road is bad.
3. I have never spent hours of my life watching chickens.  

But I can still make fun of the missionaries who claim that 45 minutes away from town they are "way out in the jungle."